FAT!!!!!

Here’s a scenario: Someone hideously obese goes to the doctor for treatment. The doctor says: “You’re two hundred pounds overweight, we need to do something!”

Does the doctor — 1 — suggest a regimen of diet & exercise or — 2 — prescribe a motorized scooter — paid for by insurance — to ferry Big Fatty around and disturb the lives of normal people!?

Sadly — and inexplicably — it’s answer number two!!!