Republicans are wrong: God is Gay!

Republicans aren’t the only humans in touch with God! The other day I was jogging with the Almighty in Central Park and saw the following written in a cloud formation: God came out of the closet in the late 13th century and the result was — The Renaissance. (French for “rebirth,” Italian: Rinascimento, from ri- “again” and nascere “be born,” The Renaissance was a cultural movement that spanned roughly the 14th to the 17th century, beginning in Florence in the Late Middle Ages and later spreading to the rest of Europe. Better than Judy Garland, Disco and all of Edith Head’s gowns combined!