Eve’s Nail by Linda

This is the name of a nail salon around the corner from my apartment and it just infuriates the hell out of me! Who is Eve? Why does she only have one nail? Is Linda the only person there to work on the one available nail!?! Who is a bigger moron? The idiot who owns the place or the occasional numbskull that wanders in there? Perhaps the man who lets his blood pressure rise over this absurdity and wastes his time writing about it.