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April 12, 2011

These Madea movies attain a level of idiocy previously reached by only Pauly Shore & Martin Lawrence

April 12, 2011

Trump could not lead a Chihuahua dog down the street. He is a shameless self-promoter who couldn’t run a nursery...

April 6, 2011

In an attempt to emulate my political heroes I’ve been drinking two fingers of Johnnie Walker Red every morning just...

April 5, 2011

He’s a writer for the ages — for the ages of four to eight.

April 5, 2011

Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.

April 5, 2011

I like to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.

March 20, 2011

I was visited by the ghost of Richard M. Nixon yesterday. He mocked my NCAA bracket. I picked Michigan.