Archive for February, 2010

I will appear on today’s (2-23-10) live webcast at 1 pm. Just go to the links page on this site.

This is the name of a nail salon around the corner from my apartment and it just infuriates the hell out of me! Who is Eve? Why does she only have one nail? Is Linda the only person there to work on the one available nail!?! Who is a bigger moron? The idiot who owns the place or the occasional numbskull that wanders in there? Perhaps the man who lets his blood pressure rise over this absurdity and wastes his time writing about it.

Who are they? Where did they come from so suddenly with all of this furniture!?!

How do you accidentally shoot someone three times — with a shotgun!?!

I voted for Obama, but if I remember correctly, the election took place along time ago.  I was on the bus today with someone still wearing an Obama for President button! The same kind of idiots go to sporting events & rock concerts taking pictures of themselves the entire time which they then forward to fellow imbeciles and later post on Facebook. Newsflash: Nobody cares!

Andy from Wisconsin writes: “Washington is Hollywood for Ugly People and Wall Street is Washington for Smart People!”

My Mother was a lifelong Democrat and so fearless that she once slapped General George Patton at a USO dance.

Is cross country skiing really a sport, or merely the way Europeans go to the grocery store?

The Bossy Ex-Wife (somehow) recently got hold of Derek Jeter’s SAT scores and complained that mine were much lower! That’s probably why he makes more money than I do. hint: My math score is slightly higher than his lifetime batting average.