Archive for January, 2010

INVENTIONS OF MY ANCESTORS

- Finger snapping
- Winking
- Whistling
- Humming
- Yodeling
- Haircuts
- Tic Tac Toe
- Chains on tires in snow
- Salad bar
- Sleigh Riding (prior to this people just rolled down hills)
- Waiting in line (before this people just milled around)

How do you become a General in the Chinese army? Torture and kill innocent people or cook a great chicken dish, like General Tso.

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Rob’s Fox News Reel