I just let a very good looking woman carrying a Marquis Jet bag jump ahead of me in line at the juice bar. She proceeds to order 3 drinks so complicated that a chemist with a PhD could not create the concoction. I even gave my forehead a dummy slap which she ignored and I must now must wait 45 minutes for my desperately needed elixir aka my power potion. I must have been terrible in another life. She keeps badgering the juice guy. I love her.Read More →

John Boehner hosts Small Things Considered: This just in: Obama’s Irish heritage wasn’t his great, great, great grandfather but actually only his great, great Grandfather. In the second part of the hour, Wayne LaPierre, Head of the NRA, discusses the advantages of women’s derringers and when it’s acceptable to use a surface to air missile.Read More →

Wait, wait don’t torture me. Huge laughs take place as advanced interrogation techniques are used on liberals and a variety of political prisoners.Read More →

I just read the Reporter’s Notebook in today’s Times and found myself really choked up. I used to watch Harmon Killebrew in home run derby and always went to see the Twins play the Yankees because he hit majestic home runs and (at that time) had a very exotic name. From all the stories I’ve read he was a great guy and I wish I’d had an opportunity to meet him.Read More →

Most Republicans love to invoke God and then trash poor people but Huckabee actually seems to care. I will always be a Democrat and I’m still voting for Obama.Read More →

Many are demanding these photos and to what end? A spiking the football display of triumph offers nothing positive. For those really in need of death photos, there are plenty of Mussolini shots online.Read More →

My mother was overbearing, controlling and extremely difficult. But, she was my mother and I loved her. It’s been nearly eight years since she passed away and today my thoughts are filled with her. Some happy. Some sad. Both bring tears.Read More →