At least old world political hacks had some honor. Sure they enjoyed free meals and always lived well on someone else’s nickel, but they weren’t so egregious about it! Submitting a receipt of 177 dollars for a bagel is so stupid it’s an insult to stupid people!Read More →

This time of year always brings back memories of my grandfather. He was a powerful, wealthy and slightly insensitive man who owned a number of wildly successful sweatshops on the lower east side of Manhattan. I was only 5 years old when one day he grabbed me by the hair and dragged me away from my sewing machine to impart the following words of wisdom. “Remember your Jewish heritage, you little idiot,” he said. “The Jews are a great people, and we can accomplish anything, as long as it doesn’t involve guns or ice fishing!” Read More →

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Beautiful Boxing Day along with a warm acknowledgment to all of the other Holidays, religions and belief systems that exist on this planet, in this Universe, in other Universes and in all of the many different cosmic places we don’t even know about yet!

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Rob Taub SAG / AFTRA / AEA Rob@robtaub.com Height:   6 ft Weight:  185 lbs Hair:       Brown Eyes:      Brown TELEVISION UNUSUAL PHENOMENA Principal/Writer, NBC-TV, Sketch Comedy WHERE’S THE PARTY? Principal/Writer, ABC-TV, Late Night Comedy IT’S THE WEEKEND! Principal/Writer, Syndicated Comedy/Variety Show TERRORVISION Dr. Gray, Nationally Syndicated Television Show BARE ESSENCE The Chauffeur, Network Mini-Series (with Linda Evans) WEB www.funnyordie.com/robtaub Clips from nationally broadcast programs www.robtaub.com FILM BARTON FINK Maury, Day Player MILLERS CROSSING Voice of Fred Allen, Day Player 12:01 P.M. Fred Winston, Principal Role LOVE OR MONEY Konstanopolus,  Day Player STICKY FINGERS Rob, Day Player COMEDY Clubs, colleges and live events as a standup comic (seeRead More →